Now, THIS was staged

November 15th, 2008 by jjb
tags: tour, amusing, criticism

Jonathan Perry reports on last night’s “Black Sunshine” concert for the Boston Globe:

You go to a Smashing Pumpkins show to bask in bitterness and confusion. It’s a place where sadness and self-loathing is plentiful, and loud. Where fragile daydreams give way - as you expect and want them to - to endless nightmares of the soul, fed through a fearsome electric machine of steel, wires, and amplifiers. It’s a bleak purgatory where, despite all your rage, you’re still just a rat in a cage.

What you don’t expect is for the purest distillation of this frustration to come after you’ve experienced 2 1/2 carefully cultivated hours of dark melodrama writ large. And the house lights come up without an encore. And then, bizarrely, an unknown guy (a comedian, perhaps?) dressed in a Los Angeles Dodgers cap, wearing mock Manny Ramirez dreadlocks and clutching a broom, comes onstage to blast Boston. He ridicules Pumpkins’ lead singer-guitarist Billy Corgan for his baldness and “whiny nasal voice” while he’s at it, before being shooed away by Corgan, the good guy in a white tiered skirt.

Given his previous In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida-Being-Manny performance on Halloween in Columbus, is it safe to assume the gentleman in question was Pumpkins tour manager Doug Goodman?

11 Responses to “Now, THIS was staged”

  1. ryma Says:

    i liked it.

    it was better than catz.

    “ID” see it

    again and again.

    the cruz.

  2. mSP Says:

    ..it was a pretty funny gag. You have to anticipate Red Sox ‘bashing’ and Boston sports commentary from Corgan. We all know Billy wishes he hailed from Boston. ;-) We’ll see if they trot ‘Manny’ out tonight, tonite… (Go Green!)

  3. theFred Says:

    i was there and i thought this shit was hilarious. in general, everone was feeling the show. very few people sat for HOTS.

  4. davin Says:

    nice pic you found for this blog post. very apt.

  5. skullivan Says:

    “You go to a Smashing Pumpkins show to bask in bitterness and confusion. It’s a place where sadness and self-loathing is plentiful, and loud. Where fragile daydreams give way - as you expect and want them to - to endless nightmares of the soul, fed through a fearsome electric machine of steel, wires, and amplifiers. It’s a bleak purgatory where, despite all your rage, you’re still just a rat in a cage.”

    ROFL. This guy doesn’t get the Pumpkins AT ALL.

  6. melanie Says:

    He was very poetic about it, though.

  7. Cherub Angel Says:

    that’s not poetic, that’s a literary jack off.

  8. axelease Says:

    I agree with Cherub Angel. It’s such wank.

  9. melanie Says:

    Sorry, I forgot to use the sarcasm font with my comment.

  10. jillysp Says:

    Melanie, you made my day. Best retort ever.

    reC: “metal knows”

  11. A Says:

    yes it was Dave.. I asked why he used a broom and he said they couldnt find a bat in time.. that’s why he said the “sweep” line.. even though it wasnt true.. it was all in good fun

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